Hardware Stores welcome

Have Fun with Hardware!

Amazing Highlights from

The Complete Illustrated Guide to Everything Sold in Hardware Stores

©2011 Steve Ettlinger

Note for the denser folks amongst us: 

All of these items are in the book and found in most hardware stores!

MOST INTRIGUING ITEMS:

GIMLET

NUT DRIVER

PLUMB BOB

BONE WRENCH

SHANTY CAP

PAINTER'S MITT

WINDOW ZIPPER

OAKUM

SPUD WRENCH

STAR DRILL

BUTT CHISEL

INVISIBLE HINGE

HURRICANE ANCHOR

CLOSET AUGER

ACORN NUT

GROOVER

Erotic, suggestive, and X-rated items, depending on your mood and pronunciation:

UNDRESSED STONE

X-RATED SANDPAPER

ECCENTRIC NIPPLE EXTRACTOR

NIPPLE PULLER

FLEXIBLE SHAFT

DEEP THROAT SOCKET WRENCH

DEEP THROAT C-CLAMP

HICKEY

END NIPPERS

STUD FINDER

TUNG OIL

PRICK PUNCH

BUTT MARKER

RUBBER KNEE PADS

ZOOLOGICAL ITEMS:

CAT'S PAW

PINCH DOG

LINE DOG

PIG'S FOOT

CROW'S FOOT

CHICKEN LEG

SNAKE  (2 kinds!)

HAWK

SAW HORSE

FLY CUTTER

BUTTERFLY TROWEL

BUTTERFLY HINGE

via everythingsoldinhardwarestores.com

Our good friend, Steve Ettlinger has written this book, a terrific Fathers Day Gift!
Now available in all digital formats. Also, as a regular BOOK.
Check it out,
Barb Sucherman